Mean Girls was the first PG13 movie that I watched. Well, technically it was Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, but that didn’t have any swearing or sex in it, which everyone knows are the hallmarks of PG-13 movies. The first time I watched Mean Girls was monumental. Like getting my period, it gave me this false sense of womanhood, of what it meant to be a teenage girl, wear makeup, date boys, and own a pink razor– the cellphone, not the thing for shaving, obviously.